My Birthday is Coming

Please tell me…

Warren (Author’s photo)

You know, I got a birthday coming. It’s gonna be a big one. I know you burned the lasagna a couple of nights ago, but there’s still time to recover. What about some sausage? A burger or two? I heard that one of my relatives, Sandy, once got eight hamburgers and nine hot dogs at a party when the kids weren’t paying close attention. That sounds good. But please pay attention: my birthday is coming…