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Gaetz of Doom
When no one loves you
Apparently, he left DC yesterday with his wife. He boarded a plane with a hoodie pulled over his head and a baseball cap pulled down low, covering much of his face.
This sounds like what I wear on really cold, sunny days to go outdoors and walk my dog. I plan on changing that attire choice immediately.
A NY Times reporter recognized Matt Gaetz for who he is, despite his attempts to shun everyone…lest he be shunned. From what I hear, his nomination/withdrawal now ranks as the shortest ever in the history of undone presidential cabinet nominations.
Yes, I did use the word “withdrawal,” something Matt must have done a lot in his wild oats days, because who can or wants to see him using protection? Or anything else, especially not those performance enhancing drugs — the ones he claimed made him Mr. All-Night Drug Store/delivery boy.
He has a vampirish sort of look about him, which might again explain the hoodie and cap, or maybe that’s just my imagination since I’ve been teaching Salem’s Lot and reading at bedtime The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires.
That latter book…WOW. I’ve got 50 pages left, so don’t spoil anything, but it is surely frustrating to try to convince the men in your life that one of their buddies — who’s sold them a lot of land…